Monday, March 9, 2015

My Theme Today Is ...

WARNING:  The following is likely to plant annoying earworms in the psyches of readers of a certain generation.  The author takes no responsibility for the effect upon your mental stability.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

I could go on.   I know all the lyrics.  That’s the most troublesome legacy of growing up with television:  I know all the lyrics.

I know Rawhide:  Rolling, rolling, rolling, though the streams are swollen, keep them dogies rolling, Rawhide!

I know Secret Agent Man (and I’ve used it as a ringtone):  There’s a man who lives a life of danger.  To everyone he meets, he stays a stranger.

Car 54, where are you?

I know that Johnny Yuma was a rebel, and I can ask Paladin where he does roam.  Love is all around—no need to fake it.  Suicide is painless.  Let me tell you the story of a man named Jed.

If the analogy comparing our minds to computer hard drives is accurate (and I think it is), then my mind seems to be a filled-to-capacity iPod, and a huge segment is taken up by the ghosts of television shows of the past.  They’ve been permanent implants, for decades linking me to a (by now) ancient popular culture.

It’s not just the lyrics; some of the most persistent are instrumentals.  Hawaii Five-0.  Peter Gunn. Get Smart.  Bonanza (Da da da da da-da-da da-da-da da da da DUH!).  Through them, I was introduced to jazz and surf-rock and even classical (The Lone Ranger, of course).  Repeated weekly, at the same time, with predictability and regularity, they drove their melodies indelibly into the minds of my generation.  AND THEY’RE STILL THERE.

Sometime in the 90’s, it all changed.  The swan song was at least one of the most iconic:  The Rembrandt’s I’ll Be There For You.  But increasing, programs eschewed theme songs or turned to borrowing old top-40 hits that resonated with baby boomers with less effort to create something new (The Who—at least those who survive—have enjoyed a whole new revenue stream thanks to the CSI franchises).  But for most, something’s missing—a prelude, an overture that provides the backstory and sets the mood and provides continuity from episode to episode.  Something to remember.  Something to carry around as baggage for the rest of our lives. 

Maybe it’s an improvement.  Maybe.

Oh, well.  Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip …


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